Suspicious Wife

The wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the maid so she laid a trap.    

One evening she sent the maid home for weekend and made sure her husband did not know about this.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave old story. 

"Excuse me, my dear. I need to go to the bathroom. My stomach is not well." And off he went.

The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off.

He came in silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started having sex. 

When he finished, wife said,  "You didn't expect me in this bed, did you? "

………. and she switched on the lights.
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"No, Madam," said the Watchman.

MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!