Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in
Los Angeles one day. Sid asks Al, 'Do you know of any people of  our
faith born and raised in Mexico ?'

Al  replies, 'I don't know, let' s ask our waiter.'

When the  waiter arrives, Al asks, 'Are there any Mexican  Jews?'

The waiter says, 'I don't know senor, I ask the cook.' He returns from
the kitchen after a few minutes and  says, 'No senor, the cook say no
Mexican  Jews.'

Al isn't satisfied and asks, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos' replies, 'I check
once again, senor!' and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, 'I find it hard to believe that
there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.'

The waiter returns and says, 'Senor, the head cook Tom say there is no
Mexican Jews.'

'Are you certain?' Al asks again. 'I just can't  believe there are no Mexican
Jews!'

'SENOR, I ask EVERYONE,' replies the exasperated waiter, 'All we have is
Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews.