Sara Pipalini

Three nuns die and go to heaven. At the Gate, they are met by St. Peter.

He says, Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, I want to be Sophia Loren and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, I want to be Sara Pipalini.

St. Peter looks perplexed. Who?

Sara Pipalini,replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.

The nun then shows him a newspaper cutting.

He reads the paper and starts laughing. No sister. This is the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.