The Cowboy

A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male

pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as

she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.

She then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more

comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional

and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that

she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to

discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems

and severe embarrassment and I was wondering what you could give me for

it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she

returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we

can do for you is as follows.........

" 1/3 ownership in the store, a new Ford F-150 company truck and

$3,000 a month living expenses."