An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice - picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming .
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond , as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard shouting and laughter . He got closer and saw that it was a bunch of young women, who were skinny-dipping .
When he made the women aware of his presence, they shrieked, and swam to the deep end.
One of the women shouted at him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked in my pond, or to see you naked."
Holding the bucket up, he said , "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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