Last week, a woman checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach
and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you
see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a
guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in
all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling
smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a
quarter off his well oiled butt.... You get the picture.
She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she felt he sounded
sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I
hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is s@x. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather,
whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped
cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
He says, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line."
and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you
see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a
guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in
all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling
smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a
quarter off his well oiled butt.... You get the picture.
She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she felt he sounded
sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I
hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is s@x. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather,
whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped
cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"
He says, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line."
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