A stark naked, drunken woman jumped into a vacant taxi at a London Cab rank.
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on
staring at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked white woman
before?"
"I'll not be staring at you, Lady. I am telling you, that would not be
proper, where I am coming from".
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady
keeping the money to be paying me with?"
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on
staring at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked white woman
before?"
"I'll not be staring at you, Lady. I am telling you, that would not be
proper, where I am coming from".
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady
keeping the money to be paying me with?"
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