Two Irish, Martin and O'Brien, were adrift in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Martin stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Martin immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire ocean into Murphy's beer.'
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into Murphy's beer and the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
O'Brien looked disgustedly at Martin whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment O'Brien said, 'Nice going Martin! ........Now we're going to have to pee in the boat.'
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