Friday, 9 September 2011

Advice from a Retired Husband




It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it 

becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of 
housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, 
try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing 
worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with 

my wife, Mary. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary 
for Mary to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both 
for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly 
after she started working I noticed she was beginning to show her 
age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she 
gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she 

has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell 
at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when 
she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill 
at the club so eating out is not reasonable.. I'm ready for some 
home-cooked grub when I hit that door.



She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's
not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after 

dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several 
times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know 
she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get 
them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining. I think. For example she 

will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly 
bills during her lunch hour.

But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three 

days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her 
that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any -- 
if you know what I mean. I like to think tact is one of my strong 
points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest 

periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished 
mowing the lawn. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell 
her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed 
lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making 
one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Mary. 

I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many 
men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody 
knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get 
older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and 
less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will 
consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are 
put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,
Jim

EDITOR'S NOTE:

 
Jim died suddenly on April 7 of a perforated rectum. The police
report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big 

Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 
inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His 
wife, Mary, was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman 
jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her 
defense that Jim somehow without looking, accidentally sat down 
on his golf club.


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