Why She Changed Hotels..

Last week, a woman checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach
and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see
advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Darren - a very handsome man with assorted physical
skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right
places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack
abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well
oiled butt.... You get the picture.

She figured, what the heck, she'll give him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, she felt he sounded
sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I hear
you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give
me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is s @ x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want
it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie
me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9
for an outside line."