Four Expecting Fathers

 

Four fathers were waiting is a state of excitement in a Minneapolis 

hospital  waiting room, while their wives were in labour.

The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of 
twins!"

"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of 
triplets!"

"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"

When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to 
quadruplets.

"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others 
ask what's wrong.

"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"