Wine Taster

In a wine factory as the regular taster died, the director started
looking for a new one to hire. One day a drunkard with ragged and
dirty look came to apply for the position. The General Manager of 

the factory wondered how to send the fellow away... They decided 

to test him. They gave him a glass with a drink and asked him to 

identify the drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three 

years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"Well that's correct", said the boss, "bring him another glass..." He
tasted the second one and said, "It's red wine again, cabernet, eight
years old, a South western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The
General Manager was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something on the sly. She
brought in a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the
second month..... and if you don't give me the job I'll tell who the
father is."