Norman's Wife

One morning, while Norman and his wife were having breakfast,
the radio announcer said, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches 
of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered 
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.

So, Norman's wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were eating breakfast , the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You 
must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so 
the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife again went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio 
announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow 
today. You must park..."

Then the power went out.

Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face 
she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street 
do I need to park on, so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman said

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"