Cleaning the Chimney

A father went to the hospital
as his wife was having a baby.

 

Upon arriving he sits down, and the
nurse says, "Congratulations, your
wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys." 

The Redneck boastfully says, "I'm
not surprised, I have a penis the size of
a chimney." 

The nurse replies, "You might want
to consider getting it cleaned, the
babies are black."