A Pakistani with Aids
A Pakistani resident in the US phoned his burqa-clad Mom in
Pakistan.
Khan: "Ammi, I have a big problem; I got AIDS. What shall I
do? Will I
come back home, to our native village?
Mom: Son, don't do
that; don't come here!
Khan: Why Ammi?
Mom: If you come here, your
darling wife will catch AIDS. And from
your wife, it'll spread to your
brother,
And from your brother to the maid,
And from the maid to your
Dad,
From Dad to my sister (your aunt),
And from your aunt to her
hubby,
And from her hubby to ME,
And from me to our chauffeur,
And
from the chauffeur to your sis,
And if your sis catches AIDS, the whole
damn village will catch AIDS!
It won't be very long before
village after village, and then whole
country goes down with
aids!
For the sake of the Kaid-e-Azam, you HAVE GOT to save
Pakistan!
Do not come back, my beloved son!!!
Saturday, 8 December 2012
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