A Canadian Taxidermist

A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and 
orders a white wine......

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar 
look up, expecting to see some pitiful 
Yankee from the north.


The bartender says, "You ain't from around 
here, are ya?"


The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."


The bartender says, "What do you do in 
 Canada?"


The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist....."


The bartender says, "A what? A taxidermist? 
What in tarnation is a taxidermist? 

Do you drive a taxi?"  
        

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. 

I mount animals...."

The bartender grins and hollers, 
"It's okay boys. He's one of us....."