Bill and Hillary Clinton

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I 
am putting a box under our bed. You must promise 
never to look in it."

 In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never 
looked. 

However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, 
curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid 
and peeked inside.

 In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and 
$1,874.25 in cash. 

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt 
and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all 
these years I kept my promise and never looked in 
the box under our bed. However, today the 
temptation was too much and I gave in. 
But now I need to know why do you keep the

empty cans in the box?"

 Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after 
all these years you deserve to know the truth. 
Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty 
beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself 
not to do it again."

 Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very 
disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all 
those years away from home on the road,

temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times 
is not that bad considering the number of years 
we've been together."

 They hugged and made their peace.

 A little while later, Hillary asked Bill - 
"So why do you have all that money in the box?"

 Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled 
up with empty cans....

I took them to the recycling center and redeemed 
them for cash!"